Still Alive

vaultdweller:

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. After you murdered me. 

seanfowler7326:

-Portal 2 concept art

roboticdreams:

ah april fools. yes let us engage in human acts of humor and good-natured trickery together. i shall begin. i am actually a robot. ha ha! that was a funny joke i just told with no truth to it whatsoever. there is certainly no reason for you to suspect otherwise *nervous whirring sounds* we are having human fun yes

Fusion vs Fission.
For science.

And morons.

 - I Saw a Deer Today
745 plays
terribletriplefeatures:

FINALLY!
40 playsDownload

moarsaraplz:

"Please be careful.

Wouldn’t want me to get hurt now, would you?

dotcore:

Weighted Companion Cube.by David Urbinati.

dotcore:

Weighted Companion Cube.
by David Urbinati.

interstellar6666:

space.mp3

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m-e-i-n-a-r-t:

in space no one can hear that there is spaaaaaaaaaace
SSSPPPPAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE

m-e-i-n-a-r-t:

in space no one can hear that there is spaaaaaaaaaace

SSSPPPPAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE

tictir:

Portal - Going Home by Harry101UK

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