Imagine the Black Mesa scientists and the Aperture scientists having a dance off.
Oh… it’s you.
Space Core in Apollo 13
Test Subject— There you are.
Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!
Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!
A+ for the pockets warning.
when life gives you lemons what do you do
DONT MAKE LEMONADE
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
Favorite Games | Portal 2 (2011)
ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal