Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. After you murdered me.
-Portal 2 concept art
ah april fools. yes let us engage in human acts of humor and good-natured trickery together. i shall begin. i am actually a robot. ha ha! that was a funny joke i just told with no truth to it whatsoever. there is certainly no reason for you to suspect otherwise *nervous whirring sounds* we are having human fun yes
"Please be careful.”
Wouldn’t want me to get hurt now, would you?
in space no one can hear that there is spaaaaaaaaaace
Portal - Going Home by Harry101UK